The Inherent Evil That Is Woman
Everytime I go to the East Side of Evansville (that is where all the Cool Kids hang out and go to Wal-Mart) I end up passing this huge billboard, funded by the State of Indiana, promoting -- and don't laugh even though this is the 21st Century -- Abstinence Until Marriage.
That means No Sex.
Except In The Ear.
How does the State of Indiana try to tell the Good Youth of Indiana to not "DO IT" until the Man in the Church says, OK? Back to the billboard I pass every other day.
This Billboard:
Yes, remember kids, according to a Government Funded program, an attractive woman's vagina is nothing more than a festering cess pool! A repository, if you will, of disease and torment. Whatever you do, kids, do not, I repeat, DO NOT, go near attractive women or their vaginas at any cost!
Girls are ICKY!
Keep it Sexy, America.
That means No Sex.
Except In The Ear.
How does the State of Indiana try to tell the Good Youth of Indiana to not "DO IT" until the Man in the Church says, OK? Back to the billboard I pass every other day.
This Billboard:
Yes, remember kids, according to a Government Funded program, an attractive woman's vagina is nothing more than a festering cess pool! A repository, if you will, of disease and torment. Whatever you do, kids, do not, I repeat, DO NOT, go near attractive women or their vaginas at any cost!
Girls are ICKY!
Keep it Sexy, America.
Labels: Evansville, Indiana Respect, Safe Sex, Stupid White People, Vagina
posted by Larry at 6:49 PM
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