Flat Earthers Take Heed! HEED!

You know, most of the time the things a Potential Employer requires of a Potential Employee usually aren't necessary. For instance, you don't need a college degree to be a decent writer (shhhhh, don't tell English Professors that), you don't need a proven ability to do anything to work at Best Buy, and no one really wants you to be self-motivated even though they all say they want you to be self-motivated.

And... apparently ... biologists do not need to believe in their own science....

A Christian biologist is suing the prestigious Woods Hole Oceanographic Institution in Massachusetts, claiming he was fired for refusing to accept evolution, lawyers involved in the case said on Friday.

Nathaniel Abraham, an Indian national who describes himself as a "Bible-believing Christian," said in the suit filed on Monday in U.S. District Court in Boston that he was fired in 2004 because he would not accept evolution as scientific fact....The zebrafish specialist said his civil rights were violated when he was dismissed shortly after telling his superior he did not accept evolution because he believed the Bible presented a true account of human creation.

Creationists such as Abraham believe God made the world in six days, as the Bible's Book of Genesis says.

Woods Hole, a federally funded nonprofit research center on Cape Cod, said in a statement it firmly believed its actions and those of its employees in the case were "entirely lawful" and that it does not discriminate.

Abraham, who was dismissed eight months after he was hired, said he was willing to do research using evolutionary concepts but that he had been required to accept Darwin's theory of evolution as scientific fact or lose his job.

How dare Wood's Hole fire a Biologist for not accepting the central, founding tenant of Modern Biology. Next you are going to tell me a Astronomer cannot believe that the Sun revolves around the Earth, or a Geologist can't believe the Earth is flat.

Oh, wait.

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Fly the MILF Filled Sky

So does this mean I need a MILF to fly, or am I flying with a bunch of MILFs?

From WSBTV.com:

A new advertising campaign from Spirit Airlines has some tongues clicking.

The Fort Lauderdale-based airline, which specializes in flights to the Caribbean, is advertising a "Many Islands, Low Fares" special.

A limited number of flights to the Bahamas are as low as $9. Most of the flights included in the sale are in the $69-$89 range.

On Spirit's web site they are calling the offer the "MILF" sale; short for "Many Island, Low Fares."

Yeah, sure it is short for Many Island, Low Fares. Yeah, just keep telling yourself that.

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Our Top Headline

Best part of the story:

"A man who allegedly masturbated onto a computer screen, keyboard and chair in Morgan Library called the accusation against him a "witch hunt" by overzealous library officials.

A witness says he's sure Fort Collins resident Larry Holgerson, 48, is the man who ejaculated in Room 165 in the library late last month, according to a police report.

Police last week ordered Holgerson to appear in court. They issued him a court summons after library employee Robert Cerda identified him as the man who had used the allegedly semen-spattered computer, according to the report.

Holgerson says he was in Room 165 of Morgan Library on Jan. 27, but denies masturbating and says the accusation against him is ridiculous.

"For him to conclude that I have the ejaculatory capacity to hit the screen is ludicrous," he said in an interview with the Collegian on Friday afternoon. "At 48, I don't have the distance."

Notice he said he doesn't have the Aim.

Why do I hear Chris Berman's "HE COULD GO ALL THE WAY!" in my head?

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(Brought to my attention by the courtesy of 1Up Message Board Poster rcf1105 )

'...Leonard Bernstein....'

So I am surfing around the internet before I lay me down to sleep and what do a I see... Winter storms batter the coast of Europe,the Chinese have shot down a satellite with a missile, India is ready to start a war with Great Britain over "BIG BROTHER" and a Bollywood star with the unfortunate name of Shilpa Shetty, and the entire cast of Grey's Anatomy are exchanging faggotries.

Pardon me but am I living in a Roland Emmerich Blockbuster movie? Whats next? Women who can't have babies? The finding of the One Ring? Twisters? TerrorMechaGodzilla? Zombies?

(Personally I vote for zombies and the Undead....The Glendale Galleria is MINE.)

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