Wacky Nuclear Apocalypse Story

In Today's Jerusalem Post there is a remarkable un-funny and reactionary story about what Israel's Reaction will be when Iran gets The Bomb.

However, even in the middle impending nuclear holocaust there is always a punch line. This punch line coming in where all good punch line come in, at the very end of the story:

Reuters reported that Israel was developing its defense systems to fend off a possible Iranian attack. It added that Israel was constructing a fleet of German-made submarines which could possibly carry nuclear missiles, sending a clear message that there would be retaliation for any Iranian attack.

The German sold Jews submarines. U-boats if you will. Unfortunately, construction has been delayed because all these submarines do is sink.

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Gas RIOTS! Or How Does That Work?

Apparently Iran is being besieged by waves of rioters (as the above picture clearly illustrates) Pissed Off that gas is being rationed. Yeah, that's right, rationed. Gas is being rationed in a country sitting on massive amounts of Oil.

Iran, here is a tiny clue, if a giant, oil-rich country is rationing gas that probably means you are getting screwed along the way.

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